Poke, poke

Debbie: “I’ve always had a soft spot for men in uniform.”
Emmett: “And I’ve always had a hard spot.”

Debbie: “Tuna and macaroni. It was your favorite when you were a kid.”
Brian: “No, it wasn’t.”
Debbie: “Don’t argue with me. You fucking loved it.”

Vic: “Heterosexual love. You see, Justin, they’re not that different from us.”

Michael: “Mom, what are you doing here?”
Debbie: “Same thing you are.”
Brian: “Cruising for a blow job?”

londonsteele:

“I’ve always said it isn’t who you love, it’s how you love.”

TRUTH.